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Much more explicit Pornigami

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Hey Reader, After making a non-functioning mouth out of paper, I decided to try something a little more challenging. How creepy would it be to have a functioning mouth made of paper? What would a paper mouth eat? It would have to be soft things since that mouth had no teeth. I suppose if I was making a functioning mouth, it would have to have teeth, but chewing would be tough since the teeth would probably be made of paper. I would think that soft things would make the most sense, but liquid and paper mouths probably aren't a good mix either. Think of the paper cuts when making out. Especially since that last mouth had a tongue like that scene in the Mask. I am not going to make this hypothetical any less disturbing with this next project. We really are a far cry from cranes and fortune tellers at this point. Turns out that this project is actually using two different pornigami patterns. The pants are one pattern. Meanwhile the paper protuberance coming out of them are actual...

I am buying a house to store my Pornogami.

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Hey reader! I am in the middle of some very exciting stuff. I am closing on a house this week! You probably aren't surprised given the title of this post, but I didn't want to bury the lead.  Owning a home and being able to make it my own has been a dream. I kept a binder through to my early 20's with sketches of dream rooms and decorating ideas. Nowadays I can store that kind of material on a Pinterest board instead of lugging around a 3 ring binder like some kind of gay caveman. As you might have gathered from 42 weeks of blog posts, I enjoy making things. Getting a house is an extension of that. I am going to get to nest now. Apartments are great, but I can't paint or install skylights or put in track lighting. In my home I plan to do at least one of those things. This blog might be changing for a while as my craft projects turn more decidedly DIY. To be honest, I am not sure. When I started this blog, I didn't expect to still be working on it nearly a year...